So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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