I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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