I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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