nut hugger
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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