Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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