We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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