I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Boobs speak an international language.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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