no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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