R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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