He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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