if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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