Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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