remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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