Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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