Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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