thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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