so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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