guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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