once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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