yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Dear god my vagina.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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