she was so not down for the gang bang
Swine flu is the new snow day.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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I need you to use more vowels.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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