Do vagina's smell?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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