Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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