When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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