Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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