Porn is love you can see.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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