Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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