Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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