NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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