That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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