eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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