Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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