Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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