if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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