Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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