He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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