It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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