I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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