Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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