More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Rumble strips road head = magical
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You've changed since you got that strap on
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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