No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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