I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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