I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
The power of my boobs compel you
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