I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
