My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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