But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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