ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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