hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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