he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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