Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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