Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
