worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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