She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm just crazy horny about you
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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