I will die if light touches me.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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