Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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