yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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