just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
