I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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